1. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

2. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

3. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired!

4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!

5. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor?

It had a byte in its neck!

6. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

7. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!

8. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe!

9. Why couldn't the bicycle smile?

Because it was two tired!

10. What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!